How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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SNAPPLE!

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How are you this morning?

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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