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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Womens rights

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Arron Glass

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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