Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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PATHETIC

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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