Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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