A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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You

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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