What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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