How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

So you there Red?

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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