Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Where is my tractor?

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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