Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Fat people.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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