Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Dont look at me.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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