Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Miley Cyrus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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