What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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call of duty world at war

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How are you this morning?

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Fat people.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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