Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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I'm hungry.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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