Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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America

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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sexual intercourse.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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