PATHETIC

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Justin Bieber

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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