What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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call of duty world at war

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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America

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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