What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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