roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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You

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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if you read this you are gay

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