What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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