What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Miley Cyrus.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Men's Rights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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