Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Men's Rights

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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