Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Hi

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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You copy and paster!

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black people. that is all...

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Anti Joke

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