What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Men's Rights

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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PATHETIC

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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