What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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i like cats

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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PATHETIC

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Anti Joke

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