What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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what sucks? things that suck

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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