Jews...

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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