why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Jews...

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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