Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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