Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

what sucks? things that suck

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

what do you call a cow? A cow

Jews...

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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