Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

wat?

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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