- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

Justin Bieber

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Dont look at me.

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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