Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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