- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

boobs

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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