Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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sexual intercourse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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You copy and paster!

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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