What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Why is your face? Because.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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