what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Jews...

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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