What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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The Bible

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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