Bob fell off his roof.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why is your face? Because.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Dont look at me.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Anti Joke

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