Jews...

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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banana

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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