Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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