What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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