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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Jews...

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Apple.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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