What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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