Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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