- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Why is your face? Because.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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