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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

An Asian child flunks a test.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

Mexicans are like waffles

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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