What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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^that joke's not funny

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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