ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Penis.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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