Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Paige

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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666

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^that joke's not funny

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A woman's opinion

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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