Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

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