"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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