How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Anti Joke

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