Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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