What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A woman's opinion

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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