What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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