A woman's opinion

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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