Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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