What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A woman's opinion

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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69

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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