What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Barack Obama.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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