Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -136

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

thumb_up thumb_down +147

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A man walks into a pole.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

thumb_up thumb_down +53

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops