Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Paige

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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