What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Test

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Fags are gay.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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hey

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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It’s dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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