Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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It’s dead.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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