Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Racial Equality.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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obamas trench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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