why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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