What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Hello penis

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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