Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

2 women were sitting quietly.

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

Once upon a time, your face.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

9/11

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

Get me a sandwich, bitch

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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