Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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