Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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yeah..

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Jews.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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