you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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a man died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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