Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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The 80's

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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JFK

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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