- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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