What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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JFK

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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The 80's

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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