- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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