Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Flop dog

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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