What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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