Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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lol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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