Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Anti Joke

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