- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

knock knock whos there not me

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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