I'm so hungry I could eat food

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

hi

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Jews.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

a man died

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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