roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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British Dentistry

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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hi

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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lol

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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