whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

Women's rights.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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