Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Jews.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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