What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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9/11

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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JFK

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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British Dentistry

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