- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

Women's rights.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

who drinks pee? katness

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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