How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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lol

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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