what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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