- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

who drinks pee? katness

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

Jews.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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