In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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