I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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