Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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