A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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