What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Flop dog

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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