whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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British Dentistry

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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9/11

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Flop dog

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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