What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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