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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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