How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Flop dog

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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British Dentistry

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