What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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ObamaCare

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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God

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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