Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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