roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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