roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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