whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A Weight loss service that works

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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