How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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7>6

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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