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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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