the battle of waterloo

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Hello penis

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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