Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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