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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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