What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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