An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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KSI

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Starter clothing

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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