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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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