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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

Allie said yesssssssss!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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