A seal walks into a club.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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