What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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God

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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