knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Mitch

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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