what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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matt shut up

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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