Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Get in the car.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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