Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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69

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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