Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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69

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why is your face? Because.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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